eastfield police suck

i come outside and hit my alarm button. it didnt work, WTF?? why didnt it work...

OH MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE THE ALARM BRAIN IS LYING ON THE PASSENGER FLOORBOARD!!!!!

...and i guess what i meant when i said: "DONT PUT IT UNDER THE DASH RIGHT NEXT TO THE STEERING COLUMN." what I really meant was: "PUT IT UNDER THE DASH RIGHT NEXT TO THE STEERING COLUMN."